youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating

my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard

"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

posted 4 hours ago with 165,052 notes via: hi

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

posted 4 hours ago with 87,949 notes via: hismallnico

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

posted 19 hours ago with 133,508 notes via: emoijitscarts

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

posted 19 hours ago with 742,669 notes via: schloong

odditiesoflife:

Mind-Bending Optical Illusion Portraits

Ukrainian artist, Oleg Shuplyak, creates unusual optical illusion paintings. They are not as simple as you may think. Try looking at them from different distances. Each image offers at least two completely different perspectives on its subject matter thanks to his clever composition.

officialunitedstates:

He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the toolbox.  He wasn’t even in the toolbox.  Humans usually can’t fit in there.

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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