ultrafacts:

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posted 2 hours ago with 10,949 notes via: sammicchiultrafacts

proudtortoise:

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

are you talking about haversack pumpkinpatch

redgowans:

redgowans:

redgowans:

redgowans:

redgowans:

listen to this please

did u listen to this

i literally cant stop listening to this fuck

have u listened to this yet

help me

posted 2 hours ago with 27 notes via: redgowans

serkets:

god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

posted 2 hours ago with 5,553 notes via: edens-blogserkets

communistbakery:

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

THIS FUCKING THIS

posted 2 hours ago with 241,894 notes via: sammicchigetsby

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

posted 2 hours ago with 117,546 notes via: owlmylove

blustreakfreak:

peasant-fish:

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

Yeah, my school starts at 7:15

I get up at 5…

posted 2 hours ago with 82,412 notes via: sammicchishouldnt

burnstarbucks:

okay so imagine this
instead of the LGBTQIA’s ever expanding acronym
I propose, since Queer is literally a blanket term of the whole thing
we just shorten it to Q
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
everyone’s a part of the “Q-munity”

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

becomeimp:

pir8crabs:

Why does nobody ever talk about the carapaces that aren’t pawns, queens, or kings?

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White feminists:

split-the-coast:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

lhatethisplace:

wwhatevvah:

harleynoir:

welldiggersdaughter:

Sanctuary. by alexstoddard on Flickr.

ok let’s look at this closely

it’s 6 in the morning

you carried a massive fishtank which no doubt costs like a hundred bucks into the woods 

then you either dragged a hose or used buckets (since there’s no way anyone can carry that much water) to fill that thing up 

then you set a timer on your camera (or asked a friend) and got in it and had to keep submerging yourself in cold water at 6 in the morning until you got a good shot where you weren’t a blur and you weren’t drowning

this photo is beautiful but what

That’s what you do for art.

Reblogging for the last comment.

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open