wendlabergman:

becoming friends with someone who also loves musical theatre

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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posted 12 hours ago with 107,813 notes via: pizza422pissent

sexybaldwin:

Imagine Carlos taking Cecil to a surprise trip to a zoo in his hometown and having a hard time convincing Cecil to step inside because “Seahorses aren’t real Carlos, and neither are giraffes! They are lies fed to us by the government to cover up-” and then within five minutes is wearing a hat shaped like a zebra face and is dragging a relieved Carlos forward to help feed the penguins, squealing as he has just seen a sign for tigers (“Maybe they float like Khoshekh!”)

vonborowsky:

yellowmodelchiiick:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

I HAD TO… i felt forced.

Oh god that is so beautiful

mindofgemini:

goldist:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks 

deep sea anime blush stickers

posted 13 hours ago with 62,723 notes via: lachydooglennnrhee

lachydoo:

know your angles

posted 13 hours ago with 1,414 notes via: onlinegflachydoo
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ubercream:

Just listen.


fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

baconsprinkledpipedreams:

voodouqueen:

jessehimself:

I recorded this last night. The volume was mad low because my daughter was sleeping, so that’s my annoying mistake. But the audio is clear, just turn up your volume or use headphones and listen closely to the astonishingly malicious reporting from CNN International (which takes over American CNN every night for some reason).

They have 3 [Black] eyewitnesses, which they completely disregard by framing a false equivalency with— and I’m not making this up, "an anonymous caller who did NOT witness the shooting BUT is a friend of the officers"

Whaaaaaat? You’re rebutting 3 eyewitnesses with  an anonymous caller who did NOT even see the events AND is a friend of the shooter? Really?

Where they do that at?

CNN continues, “"an anonymous caller who did NOT witness the shooting BUT is a friend of the officers says Michael Brown was the aggressor, which CNN has CONFIRMED matches the account officer Wilson gave authorities.”

Oh, you confirmed it did you? Of course it matches, she’s representing the guy who will literally say anything to stay out of jail. She already admitted that she could not possibly know if what she’s saying is true, and CNN broadcasts it around the world. Think about that. They use the word “confirmed” in an attempt to add validity to propoganda, while making it sound like they did some work.  

Then, as if that wasn’t crazy enough, they immediately play the ANONYMOUS person’s call/version of events on TV!! (With captioning to make sure the narrative really burns into your consciousness.) Her version has literally zero merit. They did not play any of the eyewitness accounts and went straight to a play-by-play from someone who WASN’T EVEN THERE??!!

That is a gross violation of journalistic responsibility and public trust.

The question is not “if” but why; why have news networks chosen a side?

(Granted, none of these accounts are given under oath; none are automatically true. But at least ask people who could possibly be of value.)

SHE DIDNT EVEN SEE THE SHOOTING WHAT THE HELL IS SHE CONFIRMING ???

I’m not sure if these people are idiots or if they have got to the point they just completely don’t care I mean they never did but this is crazy

toast-gh0st:

This kids got talent 

posted 17 hours ago with 62 notes via: toast-gh0st

“First things first, I’m the surrealist”

Dali 

(probably)

posted 17 hours ago with 1 note via: dmbledork

sexygrovercleveland:

Good things it’s the Stone Age, cus he’s rock hard

truenewyorker:

In the words of punkrockpigeon that’s one punk rock

posted 17 hours ago with 3 notes via: truenewyorker